- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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