A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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