"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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