- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

haha black people :D

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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