- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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