what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A man did not like this site

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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it was all Tagart

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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