- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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