What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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