- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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