- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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