What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's better than a stick? A stone

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Andoni was here

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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