Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

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