who is really lanky? james cornish

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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