Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Neither have I

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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