- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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