- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I have cancer. And you're next.

Peas

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why dont they make black forks

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