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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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