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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

race-car = rac-ecar

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