- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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