What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

My spelling is horrible

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I'm homeless.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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