why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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