What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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