how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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