- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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