- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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