Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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