Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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How High is a Chinese man

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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