- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Guess what? I like trains.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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