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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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