Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Micheal Curran...that is all.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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