- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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