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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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