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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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