Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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