- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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