You know what's cool? Yep.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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