Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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America

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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deez nuts

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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