- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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