What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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