During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why do fat people commit suicide

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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