- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Chuck Norris.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A hill billy went fishing

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A house comes around the corner.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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