- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What's 9+10? 19

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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