- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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