There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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