- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Your mother just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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