- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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