- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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