- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love pissing people off :P

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Women.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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