What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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