There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Albino African Americans

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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