Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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