- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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