What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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