What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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