What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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