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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Potassium? K.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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