- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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