Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

this website is a bad joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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