- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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