- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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