- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

My cat just died.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

homosexual rights to marriage

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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