- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock Come in

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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