Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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