Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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