Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Dumb

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

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