- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

hey guys im gay

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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