You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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