- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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