- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Your big dick.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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