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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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