Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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