- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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