The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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