So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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