- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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