- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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