Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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9/11

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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