You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

angelo snyder is not ga

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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