- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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