Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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