- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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