- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Balls

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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