- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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