- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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