Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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