- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why? Because.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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