- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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