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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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