- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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