- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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