- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why? Because.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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