- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I just threw up..In my pants.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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