Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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