- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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