- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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