Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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