Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

this website is a bad joke

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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