What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Andoni was here

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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