Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock Knock Come in

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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