- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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