Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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