Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops