Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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