Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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