Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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