A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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