- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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