So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Corn Muffins

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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