- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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