This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

scraggle is in you pillow case

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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