If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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