- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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