- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

My cat just died.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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