A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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