- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

knock knock who's there? hope

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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