- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A young baby died.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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