A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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