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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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