- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

womens rights.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A lot eh?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Im taking a shit right now.

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