- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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