Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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