You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

hola said the chinese man

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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