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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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