- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Tall asians

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

pull my finger (farts)

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's better than a stick? A stone

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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