- Anti Joke

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"