- Anti Joke

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

miha kako si?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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