- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

The New York Giants

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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