I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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