Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I'm Polish.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

My spelling is horrible

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Im taking a shit right now.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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