- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

bangers and mash?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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