Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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this website is a bad joke

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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