- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

this website is a bad joke

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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