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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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