Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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