what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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