Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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kk

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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