what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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women's rights

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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