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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do I hate? people

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Communism hehe xd

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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