How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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