- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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