- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Golf.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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