John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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